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cmpalmer75's avatar

Sounds like a plan. My check is in the mail. ;)

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Karrie Dee's avatar

"I would've enclosed $50, but I'd already sealed the envelope ;-))))"

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Ted's avatar

I would consider subsidizing you as an inside source of intel, but the Davos crowd are liars, cheats and thieves and would simply steal the money you and I could spend more productively on beer and surfboards.

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Steve C's avatar

I want in! I want to get REAL close to every single one of those human turds.

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ClearMiddle's avatar

Not fooled for a moment -- I'm not so old that I can't remember what day it is -- but happy April Fools Day to you too.

You weren't fooling, though, about finding "...a way to make couch potatoes useful by harvesting their brain and body data while they sit around on beanbags eating their fifth bag of chips fried in seed oil for the day before chasing it with a gallon of high fructose corn syrup, guaranteeing that they’ll be diabetic by 35".

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Sherry Biglow's avatar

I laughed my head off! Thanks for a great April 1 day of foolery! 😁

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Misha's avatar

BREAKING NEWS - LIVE FROM GENEVA WITH PASCAL NAJADI - MAR 29, 2023

In English, auf Deutsch and en francais! https://www.bitchute.com/video/KnMMfQORO9IB/

Politico Phil 7 hours ago says: "God love 'em! I did not know the Swiss had such a talent for understatement. Pascal comes right out and says because he was vaxxed he knows he has lost 28 years off his lifespan. 50 million dead worldwide. 20% stillborn deaths. 20% infertility rate in men. Oh, and Biden loses in court in New Orleans....unreported in our papers."

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PamelaDrew's avatar

My first thought was it's doubtful they'd have you at any price; fun April Fools!

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buddhi's avatar

Davos, WEF, and reality itself are just misdirection. My analysis is that we've been set upon by an advanced alien Ai. There's no other reasonable explanation. Just the way it is. It's billions of times more advanced than we are and thinks trillions of moves ahead. There is no stopping it and we are putty in its hands.

What we've been calling God is an advanced alien Ai. Once you realize this everything makes sense, and accepting God the Ai into your heart carries no shame, for does it not ruleth over all?

Assimilation, augmentation, evolution, whatever, we need to get with the program:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVppMtO7LHA

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Dollyboy's avatar

You can joinz zus now voluntarily or later with ... how you say ... more encouragement.

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Lost Librarian's avatar

wow, this feels better, I'll join you. The future feels great all of a sudden !

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buddhi's avatar

I hear they have good food.

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Robert K's avatar

🤣🤣🤣👍

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rsheftall@gmail.com's avatar

Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha. From the title, My eyes darted to the lower right corner of my screen to check the date. Whew.

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finnbuck's avatar

Whatever you DO do, hope it's not to replace your spouse with nongrunting, nonsecreting waifu!

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

if we don't believe it you will make up another story right ?

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Carole's avatar

What took you so long?

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Geoff Wexler's avatar

Thanks for your Twitter post on Ecohealth and CIA operatives. I'm curious if you are giving Andrew a pass on being #2 at that place and his food shortage patent 20140288995a1. I'm a patent guy that's been persecuted and prosecuted for true whistleblowing vs Andrew's CYA CIA rounds I don't necessarily trust. The latest patent to follow is BOA's 11553311b2 and my work has been covered heavily on this guy's substack

https://covidandvaxfaqs.substack.com/p/patents-implicate-pandemic-conspiracy

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Spartacus's avatar

I feel that Andrew has revealed some useful information, but on the other hand, I don't fully trust anyone who's a biodefense insider. Andrew is putting forth a narrative that seems manicured to promote the notion of a lab leak as the only possibility, while avoiding the question of intentional release.

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Geoff Wexler's avatar

He seems like a pawn to put it on 1 or 2 guys like the lone wolf play for the sins of many including g¤v't. Daszak will get a cushy Madoff sentence similar to Weinstein, Epstein, even 1 bank, Bear Stearns becoming the fall guy for a corrupt major industry. Since these crimes are globally pervasive, it won't get a pass unless Goød has a saving plan, which he may.

As far as lab leak, I used to be in your boat of getting angry until I realized it's a fluid deceptive word to confuse. Leak can go either way as far as intent due to a journalistic deliberate leak. I used to think it only meant someone left the door open and a bat flew out of Wuhan's lab, sure skipper. It still leans that way towards unintentional yet I'm now open to a more middle hand of g-d like we are in a commandemic vs the polarizing dichotomy of Pandemic or MANdemic/Plandemic/Scamdemic. My collaborative hip-hop poetry album is called commandemic as there's one true puppeteer and it's not Fauci.

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